agentkatie:

Honestly I’m still not over the fact that Bethesda gave me a chain-smoking, gravelly-voiced, film noir robo-detective with a heart of gold and didn’t give me the opportunity to fuck him. Did they think none of us would want to fuck him?? Or are they just giant cockteases?? I’m leaning towards the latter based on “is there any machine you can’t charm” and “got a thing for antiques huh” UHH YEAH I FUCKING DO NICK WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME BACK