bot-dad:

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doughfox:

exhausted-trashgoddex:

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

i’m the most pretentious biochem fuck and i’mma yell right now hexadecanoic is literally palmitic acid and THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING BASIS OF ANIMAL FATTY ACID METABOLISM I’M GOING TO SCREAM 

Hello the most pretentious biochem fuck and i’mma yell right now hexadecanoic is literally palmitic acid and the absolute fucking basis of animal fatty acid metabolism i’m going to scream, I’m Dad!

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