accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes:

bufferingad:

accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes:

lucide-dreamer-dreams:

prettyflyforafryguy:

marvelouslysassy:

doctor-anthony-stark:

hpinfalsettoland:

the-marvelous-spidey:

hpinfalsettoland:

Peter: big mood

Steve: what does that mean, big mood?

Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess

Steve: thanks kid

*1 week later at a team meeting*

Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission guys

Steve: big mood Tony, big mood

Tony: Parker what did you do

Thor, throwing Mjolnir: YEET!

Tony: Excuse me?

Thor: You see, young Peter told me that-

Tony: WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?

Peter Parker: The Meme Bandit

Bucky, walking into the meeting: Sah dude!

Everyone else: Sah dude!

Tony:

Tony: Peter, we need to have a serious sit down

Peter, singing softly as he walks through the complex: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub-

Everyone but Tony: FIVE FEET APART CUZ THEYRE NOT GAY.

Tony: PETER I SWEAR TO FUCK

*New Team Member Joins*

New Member : What up I’m-

All Team Besides Tony : Jared, I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.

Tony: MOTHERFUC-

Steve: Language

*Tony tackles Steve*

Steve: What yo profanity

Anyone, getting punched: I can’t believe you’ve done this

Tony: I swear this is the day I ban the Internet

Tony, showing off a new piece of tech: We’ve got something new called-

Everyone but Tony: FRE SHAVAC ADO

Tony with tears in his eyes: I’ll never escape this

Natasha: that’s so sad, Friday play despacito

Tony: Tell me his name again.

Dr. Strange: JOHN CENA

Tony: yOU HAVEN’T EVEN MET PETER YET HOW THE F R I C K