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Marvel as Vines part 2

Tony: son, you’ve come to that age where it’s time you learn how to destroy that pussy

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Bruce: is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book

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Bucky: do ever like wake up or uh like do something and you’re just like what the he-fuck is going on??

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Any of the guardians visiting earth: road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!

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Peter attempting to prank the avengers with Shuri recording: mom, I got something to tell you

Natasha: what it is, honey?

Peter: I got an a-bor-tion

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Steve: I thought you were bae,, turns out you’re just fam

Tony: bruh

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Wong: hey you okay?

Stephen: yeah just lately I haven’t been able to think straight

Stephen internally: balls- two guys holding hands- dick- butt- wiener

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Sam with team cap: you can’t sit with us

Rhodey: actually, Meghan, I can’t sit anywhere

Rhodey: I have hemorrhoids

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Loki: you know when you and your friends take a picture then you look at it and you’re like ‘er I don’t look great in this’ eheheh? what’s that like? *slicks hair back*