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This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because learning about babies is acceptable even to Christians and other religions… Sex for sex isn’t.

For the record, not blowing in vaginas has been in sex manuals going back at least as far as the 1960s.  

Grownup sex-interest site YourTango has a good rundown on why a) it usually isn’t fatal and b) why you really shouldn’t blow in anyone’s vagina anyway.

Pro tip: if you’re not doing CPR on someone who’s gonna die otherwise, don’t blow air anywhere in humans.

How did I never know this!?????¿