May I present to you, The Avengers, Earth’s Mightiest Heroes:
Tony ‘tired
of this shit’StarkSteve ‘obey the law but lowkey fuck the law’ Rogers
Bruce ‘I was only supposed to be here for like a day but I’m in too deep now’ Banner
Thor ‘my adorableness and humour make you forget I’m literally a god’ Odinson
Natasha ‘I’ve planned out everyone in this room’s murder at least twice’ Romanoff
(Part 2)
Clint ‘I’ve quit multiple times but I keep having to come back so I’m here but I’m not happy about it and I’ll let you know that’ Barton
Peter ‘I have the mental abilities of a grown adult but the maturity of a 9 year old’ Parker
Wanda ‘I don’t really know how my powers work either but I’m rolling with it’ Maximoff
Sam ‘I thought this was a good idea but then I remembered that people are annoying as fuck but it’s too late now’ Wilson
The ‘I’m not a human but I’m trying my best is this how it works’ Vision
(Part 3)
Bucky ‘I’m constantly confused but Steve’s here so I’m not too fussed I’ll just go with what I’m told’ Barnes
Nick ‘these motherfuckers are a lot more work than anticipated and honestly I’ve given up’ Fury
Maria ‘only one who actually does her job and is always 3000% done with everyone else because of it’ Hill
Loki ‘being evil was too much work but being good is too boring so I kinda switch between them whenever I feel like it’ Laufeyson/Odinson
Stephen ‘I used to hate everyone, now I still hate everyone but my hands are magic not broken’ Strange
Published
Borne Ceaseless 