zetsubonna:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

scotsdragon:

You know, I don’t think Jesus would have nearly as much of a problem with the water slide baptism as he would with, like, the hoarding of wealth, glorification of capitalism, and advocation of hatred in his name.

But the water slide just clinched it

Elevation is so gross.

Luckily, almost everyone who goes there has the same obnoxious window sticker on their usually shiny, never more than five years old car, so they’re avoidable.