If the Obi Wan Kenobi movie is just 2 ½ hours of Ewan Mcgregor aimlessly walking around in the desert, meeting no one and doing nothing, it will still be the single greatest Star Wars movie ever made
I’ve made this joke before, but I feel like Disney and the world at large doesn’t understand when I do that I am also totally serious. This isn’t even really a “ha ha, even if nothing happened in the movie I’d still watch it” sort of thing, it’s really me saying LOOK HERE DISNEY THIS IS THE EASIEST THING:
1. Ewan in the Jedi costume 2. In the desert 3. Have him look sad and stare off into the horizon 4. Pipe in some dramatic Star Wars music
That’s it! Then from that point on pretty much ANYTHING they do* is a bonus: having him look wistfully at little Luke, having him say something to a stranger, having him talk to Qui-Gon’s Force ghost, showing him making wooden toys for Luke or showing that time he apparently built himself furniture, flashback sequences, shirtless nightmares, the day he meets his bantha family…I would show up for ANY of this.
* Disclaimer: not literally “anything they do”. I don’t want to tempt fate here by being like “LOL there’s no way they could fuck it up!”
We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought he said “get rid of this”. So I opened the window and chucked the phone book while we were going 70 MPH down the highway.
great
I stuck my hand in a bowl of soup simply because I hadn’t before.
same
When I was maybe 10-12, I threw one of my dad’s golf clubs that had no head on it like a spear down the hallway after telling my brother it would be cool.
absolutely
One time I was eating a lemon poppyseed muffin. The phone rang, so I reacted by shoving the entire muffin my mouth and eating it as fast as I could, nearly choking to death, and I didn’t even make it to the phone before it stopped ringing.
huge mood
Gave my sister a piggyback when she was giving my other sister a piggyback at the same time
toxic 📢 friendships 📢 are 📢 just 📢 as 📢 traumatizing 📢 as 📢 relationships 📢📢📢
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San Jose City Councilman Lan Diep sworn into office
Occupy protester Andy Yung Wai-yib
Vishavjit Singh the Sikh Captain America and Falcon Cap
Stephen Colbert with the shield given to him after the ‘death’ of Cap in the comics
Cap sign at the Women’s March on Washington
DAPL protester with Cap Shield
Vet protesting Republican shut down of government in US dressed as Cap
Woman with shield at Woman’s March on Washington
Captain America would most definitely be Republican, go ahead and take this headcanon from my COLD DEAD HANDS.
Son, what makes you think Captain America would be a REPUBLICAN? First off, he’s the son of Irish Immigrants, which in his day were maligned and discriminated against , secondly,he’s an artistwho grew up poor and near one of New York’s gay communities, he also grew up disabled in an era where Eugenics was on the rise and people would have berated him for being a burden on society, he grew up during the rise of socialism in the US. so he’s a backer of the New Deal, Social Security and Unions, help for the poor and the working class. He had the first intregrated unit in the Army (in the comics and the mcu) and in the MCU had a woman as his superior officer. And in the movies his best friends and allies are THE FALCON and THE BLACK WIDOW.
In real life Steve Rogers was created by two young Jewish men who had Cap punch Hitler in the face on the cover of Cap’s first comic book when the US didn’t want to enter the War. That’s a political statement of intent that rings true today.
Damn right Cap would never be a Republican, not when the leader of their party the Orange Imbecile is giving aid to foreign enemies and spewing white supermacist hate. Notice how ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE ABOVE POST ARE NOT REPUBLICANS.
Yeah, no, full stop. Cap would not be a Republican. The very idea!
he supports gay rights in the comics and would die before voting for someone like Pence
Borne Ceaseless 