hogwarts mystery if better than nothing but honestly?? i want a harry potter rpg game. where you pick your house, go to class and learn spells, roam hogwarts, the grounds, and nearby towns freely, make friends with other students (played by other real people), complete quests, gain experience, buy pets, etc. THAT would be the best thing in the entire world.
trying to convince people who don’t live around corn that you Do Not Fuck With Corn is such a weird and exhausting conversation like how am i supposed to convince your california ass that something evil is within those stalks and its not the same thing every time and maybe its not always there but its always watching and this is not the kinda monster that you wanna fuck its the kinda monster that Fucks You Up™
He Who Walks Behind The Rows is not interested. I promise you that.
What lives in the corn STAYS in the corn. Best to keep it that way.
@capiapoa what happens in the corn stays in the corn
All I’ve ever heard is vague menacing statements like this, and no actual stories about what happens. What does the corn demon do? Gimme some legends, gimme some specifics.
Litteraly on a hot indiana day you can walk into a cornfield and not walk back out. Like ever they will be lucky to find your bones when theyre tilling for the next season.
Are there recent disappearances or is it an urban legend?
More like a Memetic Mutation. A literary invention that became part of the collective conscious like Slenderman or the Rake.
I grew up in the country, and we had cornfields too. We went in all the time as kids to play hide and seek, and to nom on the tender, still unripe ears, nothing spooky was ever there, and we didn’t get lost either because you just look at where the sun’s at and follow the rows back out. Simple.
The difference? It was the mid-80s in the Eastern Bloc and Stephen King wasn’t really part of our pop culture.
I was wondering if there was a pissed-off corn farmer with a shotgun sick of people messing with his crops
My upstairs neighbor is having really loud sex at 10:25am. And, while this feels like retaliation, I can only hope it mellows her out and she stops stomping around all the goddamn time
Wow in the time it took me to type up and tag this post, the sex started and ended…… she’ll prolly be vacuuming soon. 🙁
It’s 10:29 and the sex has ended. I am v sad for her
I feel like I jinxed her. Like her nigga follows me on here and saw this post, mid thrust, and got performance anxiety. I’m sorry, Upstairs Stomping Bitch.
There’s stomping. She’s up and moving around. And you know what….. I can’t even be mad anymore. If I was only getting fucked for seven minutes at a time, I’d stomp around too.
Y’all she’s showing tf out. She’s really up there like
Damn I just heard her door close and then footsteps coming down the stairs. He left 😭😭😭 he’s not even gonna try again.
I’m gonna need ear plugs for the level of stomping this is bound to cause. When her feet inevitably crash through my ceiling ima just look through the hole and be like “hi…. sorry you didn’t get fucked down this morning. Even tho you filed a noise complaint on me that one time, I was rooting for you.”
Update y’all: it’s 3:10pm and she is vacuuming THE FUCK out of the hardwood flooring
But then like, that really does sound like something ppl that are in need of orgasm do. Just extremely unnecessary cleaning, to take their mind off the lack of sexual release.
I can see the text conversation now.
“I heard Aaron came over last nightttt. Whatd you guys get up to???👀👀👀😏”
“Not much. Oh! But, I did finally get a chance to mop my bathtub tho!!🤗 It was a mess in there, so thank god.”
“😬😔”
It’s 12:26am and she is getting her back blown tf outttt. Cannot be the same nigga from earlier.
I have the strong urge to knock the broom against the ceiling and holler out “yaaas bitch get some bomb ass dick” but I don’t wanna fuck up the vibe
Nvm. It lasted from 12:20-12:28. It’s the same nigga.
She better not start stomping or cleaning. I’ll file a noise complaint so fucking fast. Imagine getting a noise complaint for shitty sex. Don’t do it, Stomping Upstairs Bitch
what a ride
Not for her, apparently.
Lmfaooo I need updates on this
No update today. I’m assuming she’s abstaining from seven minutes in heaven because it’s the Lord’s day. And He doesn’t deserve such monumental disappointment by a creature he created
why did we as a society allow galavant to get canceled… if i had to deal with sad white man sells meth for five seasons y’all could have dealt with medieval musical extravaganza for at least three.
Borne Ceaseless 