Author: borneceaseless

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weltinator:

midnightsinger:

officialcaptain-marvel:

bbgum-princen:

such-fun:

Sassy HYDRA agent

*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?”
*matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”

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sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off
bucky barnes: i think i just need help
sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm

@garnier-fx there’s another one! 

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sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america


captain america: but it is me.

sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.

captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!

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trustme-im-a-pirate:

mindblownie:

annabellioncourt:

idrils:

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

#reality is an illusion

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”

inkskinned:

when someone loves you – really loves you – treat them gently. text your best friend back when you can. tell your mother you noticed her haircut and that she was right about that recipe. tell your grandfather that the boats in his bottles are the best things you’ve ever seen. be good to the people who are good to you. it’s the least you can do.