vaspider:

ohgodhesloose:

jasoncanty01:

heyblackrose:

barbotrobot:

esiuqram:

tevinsupreme:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

and this

until I did my hair this morning and 

oh

welp

you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

I’m reblogging this post without all the salty, racist commentary because I’m sick of looking at it. please spread this around again in its pure form for posterity.

What’s funny is that white people thought they were hats/crowns 😂

ESIUQRAM

Here’s a really good post about this.

And here’s some pictures of the Afar people, who still live on the horn of Africa today.

Cool, huh?

Beautiful

People thought it was Hats and Crowns? How could they not see hair?

The same reason archaeologists, upon finding a woman’s skeleton in the grave of a famous Roman gladiator, immediately wondered where the gladiator’s skeleton was: Old Straight White Man™ brand denial.

Same way they denied the Really Gay Egyptian Tomb, too. It’s kind of a Thing.

This post is amazing, I’m so glad it exists. I have learned.

rudescience:

mindfulwrath:

esotericslayer:

flightsofwonder:

esotericslayer:

bruce banner has 7 phds? thats so excessive.. if i met someone with 7 phds i would honestly just be like wtf is wrong with you? its not even the fact that it would take so much time and effort to get them its that there is literally no situation where 7 phds is necessary. thats never gonna happen. hes honestly gotta be so stupid to think for some reason he needs 7 phds.

this reads like a bitter scientist who is very jealous of dr bruce banner

this was ghostwritten by hank pym

Bruce Banner was broke as shit but really good at getting graduate assistantships/scholarships (less good at getting Real World Jobs) so he just went from PhD to PhD for like a decade, just churning out dissertations while weeping and muttering under his breath “i have no real-world skills i have no real-world skills i hAVE NO REAL WORLD SKILLS AAAAAAAHHH”

I guess that’s why he has anger issues. I can understand what so many years in academia has done to Dr. Banner.

agentkatie:

Honestly I’m still not over the fact that Bethesda gave me a chain-smoking, gravelly-voiced, film noir robo-detective with a heart of gold and didn’t give me the opportunity to fuck him. Did they think none of us would want to fuck him?? Or are they just giant cockteases?? I’m leaning towards the latter based on “is there any machine you can’t charm” and “got a thing for antiques huh” UHH YEAH I FUCKING DO NICK WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME BACK