ominousdeer:

corvo emerges from the stinking green waters of the flooded district after swimming there for 30 minutes, hiding from the whalers and picking coins underwater, and still finds glitter in his underwear that’s been there ever since the boyles’ party

urban-cryptid:

kramergate:

“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word

It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist

earthdad:

Hollywood: *shows me more Jennifer Lawrence movies*

me:

theredpelican:

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

operatorsakura:

aph-hetalian:

misterjakes:

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this

This post is legendary.

scenesiiick:

Julius Caesar: haha what’s up with all the knives this is a party guys lighten up

Brutus, and the other 22:

yournewapartment:

Adulting 101: The post that started it all! Discount cards, xmas lights, and general food advice.

Adulting 102: Cacti, electric bills, and some inexpensive cleaning advice.

Adulting 103: Peeing after sex, chalkboard paint, and why you need scented trash bags in your life.

Adulting 104: Electric bill budgets, lint drawers, and why mixed greens are more trouble than they’re worth.

Adulting 105: Paper bills, Yankee Candles, and where to purchase postage stamps.

Adulting 106: Scented tampons, dishwasher pods, and why you should live next to a fire department.

Adulting 107: Command hooks, inexpensive bathroom decor, and why organic cucumbers are overrated. 

Adulting 108: An Adulting post dedicated entirely to apartment hunting!

Adulting 109: Cleaning your shower head, condiments, and why you should never buy Dollar Store paper towels.

Adulting 110: Food hygiene, Airborne, and automatic payment advice.

51wheezes:

reblog if your inbox is always open for new members of the fandom who may be a little shy or intimidated. doesn’t matter whether or not you’re a “popular blog”; everyone here is equal and if you’re reading this as a new person/someone considering entering the fandom, we will not turn you away!!!! talk to us!! make friends!! i more than understand being shy but trust me this fandom is chill come join us in this hellhole