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Reasons to Watch the John Wick Movies

Spoiler free. All items are either vague or based on information in the trailers.

• Keanu Reeves is 52 and does 95% of his own stunts. Check out some of his training footage: (x) (x) (x) 
• No female characters run around being “sexy assassins in heels and slinky dresses”. Ruby Rose wears a suit buttoned to her neck. Adrianne Palicki kicks ass in clothes that are actually practical for fighting in. Both are portrayed to be as dangerous as any of their male peers. 
• Claudia Gerini represents the opposite side of the spectrum: that showing skin doesn’t make someone an object and that yes, contrary to what Hollywood thinks, women are still beautiful at 45.
• No obnoxious monologuing from John. He just wants to get the job done as fast as he can so he can go home to his dog and maybe take a nap.
• PIT BULLS ARE PORTRAYED AS CUTE AND LOVABLE NOT AGGRESSIVE AND VIOLENT.
• Literally the plot of the first movie is that a guy goes on a murder rampage to avenge his puppy. 
• Puppy death, though sad, is quick and not shown on-screen. 
• I would die for Ian McShane so I feel the need to mention him somewhere in this list. 
• John Wick has an 85% on Rotten Tomatoes, and John Wick 2 has an 89%. Something especially rare for an action sequel. 
• Seen by many as an art film full of symbolism and references to Greek mythology. 
• The type of movies that acknowledges how ridiculous they are, and even pokes fun at it. 
• There are no needless scenes where John has glistening six pack abs. Especially because John doesn’t have glistening six pack abs, he has a normal, average looking body. 
• ASL is used by multiple characters in Chapter 2.
• No forced romantic subplots. Just a dude killing people over a puppy. 
• First movie has a really good soundtrack??? 
• Lots of death but only one or two scenes with (minimal) gore. Sometimes when a guy goes down you don’t even see any blood. 
• That guy who plays Mayhem in the Allstate commercials is in it because hoooooo boy there is def some mayhem going on. 
• Idk I just really love Keanu Reeves. 

THIS HAS BEEN A PSA. REBLOG TO SAVE A MOVIE NIGHT.

me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started
my brain: you cannot
me: why
my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile
me: i don’t see how-
my brain: cannot.

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geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

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Things not to do when you’re angry at ya bf/husband:

>throw a drink/food in his face
>destroy their property
>physically assault them

>use the personal things they told you against them

Bring up their biggest insecurities

Posted over a full month ago: not even 2,000 notes

Every girl friend I’ve dated up until this year has done this

Don’t make us mad then. Keep us happy and harm will be done 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

If you don’t get cho crazy ass

post: don’t abuse your boyfriend

y’all:

“Don’t make us mad then” GIRL do you not know how the fuck human interaction works… the shit is gon happen whether he meant to or not it’s everybody’s responsibility not to react with physical violence like a FUCKING JACKASS especially if it wasn’t that damn serious

!!!! Important post.

Abusive people always want to make it your fault they reacted violently

🗣🗣🗣🗣
ABUSIVE PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT TO MAKE IT YOUR FAULY THEY REACTED VIOLENTLY

ABUSIVE PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT TO MAKE IT YOUR FAULT THEY REACTED VIOLENTLY

This goes for relationships with brothers and fathers too.

Also, if anyone of any gender finds themselves on the receiving end of this kind of abuse, seriously just leave. You don’t have to put up with that shit.

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she loves you and hopes you have a fantastic year

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i don’t talk about my problems i just reblog relevant text posts

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If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

Just in case you don’t think it can actually save a life, this is a message I got in my inbox after reblogging this post

I don’t care what the theme of your blog is. Reblog this.

Always

I wanted to add this because I was on the fence about posting it, but I got this when I did. Please reblog this post, it really could save someone’s life.