You see how far white people take shit. Sis inconvenienced her a little bit by destroying some shit that shouldn’t have been there no fucking way and SHE TRIED TO RUIN HER FUCKING LIFE. White people are fully aware of their white privilege and utilize it purposefully and violently.
in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water
if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice
I eat the powder straight from the pack
Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was
the fact garrett made it out alive of the aldridge mansion is wild
kristen wiig as erin gilbert saying “big hall big hall big hall” while dancing is so cute
“come here often” jillian holtzmann is a lesbian icon
kate mckinnon dancing with blow torches is my sexuality
holtzmann winking at erin tho
flkjdsafiudhajg HOLTZMANN LICKING THE GUN AFOIDSAFL FUCK
holtzmann’s toast and her flirting with erin is killing me
accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes:
accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes:
Peter: big mood
Steve: what does that mean, big mood?
Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess
Steve: thanks kid
*1 week later at a team meeting*
Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission guys
Steve: big mood Tony, big mood
Tony: Parker what did you do
Thor, throwing Mjolnir: YEET!
Tony: Excuse me?
Thor: You see, young Peter told me that-
Tony: WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?
Peter Parker: The Meme Bandit
Bucky, walking into the meeting: Sah dude!
Everyone else: Sah dude!
Tony:
Tony: Peter, we need to have a serious sit down
Peter, singing softly as he walks through the complex: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub-
Everyone but Tony: FIVE FEET APART CUZ THEYRE NOT GAY.
Tony: PETER I SWEAR TO FUCK
*New Team Member Joins*
New Member : What up I’m-
All Team Besides Tony : Jared, I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.
Tony: MOTHERFUC-
Steve: Language
*Tony tackles Steve*
Steve: What yo profanity
Anyone, getting punched: I can’t believe you’ve done this
Tony: I swear this is the day I ban the Internet
Tony, showing off a new piece of tech: We’ve got something new called-
Everyone but Tony: FRE SHAVAC ADO
Tony with tears in his eyes: I’ll never escape this
Natasha: that’s so sad, Friday play despacito
Tony: Tell me his name again.
Dr. Strange: JOHN CENA
Tony: yOU HAVEN’T EVEN MET PETER YET HOW THE F R I C K
Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in
Whoa…
#don’t trust this
#they’re probably sirensThese two are singing “O magnum mysterium” by Tomas Luis De Victoria! It’s a very pretty piece from the renaissance that has a lot of different voice parts singing totally different melodies that mesh well together. I sung tenor for a song of his as well. It sounds ethereal in cathedrals and bathrooms alike my opinion. Its the room’s ability to bounce sound and make it resonate, giving it it’s “mermaid siren” like quality. It sounds great. Congratulations, you both! Sounds very pretty and seems like a fun time to clean with things like that.
yes its back on my dash
god lol
I always reblog the bathroom sirens ❤
The bathroom sirens.
I was uncontrollably hype when I recognized this song in chorus the other week.
If this is how sirens sound I’d surely die because I’d approach these beautiful voices.
Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.
I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.
no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her
a guy who calls a girl a whore for not sleeping with him is a strong contender
they’re the same guy
Borne Ceaseless 