maceson:

pervocracy:

Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right?  You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.

Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey.  Unless they service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever.  It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be.  9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster.   Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.

at a place i use to work anything less than the highest score on those surveys was actually counted as a zero

languidangel:

justcyborgthings:

cookie-sheet-toboggan:

miss-vickt0re:

carbcruncher000:

thegirlfriend-experience:

citycrowdpleaser:

say it with me now..

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool

Bi Hetero Pride Flag

thekutestkillua:

beyond-mogai-pride-flags:

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Bi- Hetero-: When you’re bi but your attraction leans towards the other gender. As in, you have a stronger attraction to the other gender, or become attracted easier to people of the other gender. Can also be someone who is bisexual, biromantic, bialterous or otherwise bi- and hetero- in other form(s) of attraction. Similar to heteroflexible, duo-, bi gay, ultric, duaric pluralian and amplusic heterace.

-Kau

Hey, this is actually really fucking offensive. Bihet (or bi-hetero) is a radfem term used to demonize bisexuals.

This is just called being bisexual with a preference. You’re implying if bisexuals have a preference, we’re not really bi. This is incredibly biphobic.

uselessvanillabean:

helloimmadraconator:

thinesque-bones:

wiskersblog:

ideasfromalittlegirl:

sassmaster-maximoff:

christopherandhisstuff:

galaxyhowlter:

saiko-the-pillow-child:

aika-chan01:

natalie-as-herself:

qelato:

anniecrestadair:

orangeninjadan:

clarkkftw:

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

Save a life

Don’t scroll by this! Reblog!!! Save a life!

Reblog please!

hope this helps ever

Let’s save lifes

Save lives 2k18.