You know, I don’t think Jesus would have nearly as much of a problem with the water slide baptism as he would with, like, the hoarding of wealth, glorification of capitalism, and advocation of hatred in his name.
But the water slide just clinched it
Elevation is so gross.
Luckily, almost everyone who goes there has the same obnoxious window sticker on their usually shiny, never more than five years old car, so they’re avoidable.
Critics: wHAT DO YOU MEAN he’s a hungry, stressed, bisexual, monster-fucking, unemployed, auditory-overstimulated, disillusioned, anti-capitalist in a shitty apartment with a drinking problem!!!
Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™
Borne Ceaseless 