snarthurt:

snarthurt:

y’all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re like doing the laundry or some shit

its like you get snapped out of autopilot and suddenly everything becomes physically clearer and louder

september-before-a-rainfall:

chromolume:

september-before-a-rainfall:

chromolume:

with my school teachers it was like “omg they’re so cool i wanna be their friend!” but with university lecturers it’s like “they’re endearing and i love them like cats but are they okay because i think they know too much about 18th century german literature to survive in the world”

what, you can’t know who friedrich schiller is and also change a tire?

literally no

this would have worked better if I personally knew how to change a tire

lilithlovegood:

breakfastautocrat:

This is a decidedly unfriendly reminder that I don’t want you following me or liking/reblogging my posts if you are a Trump supporter, neo-Confederate, TERF, neo-Nazi, or a supporter of any other sort of white supremacist or fascist movement. Get the fuck out. I don’t want you here.

Yess! Already 25 people unfollowed me. Feels so good to take the garbage out.

jasoncanty01:

thespectacularspider-girl:

excessively-english-jd:

djn-001-kunai-man:

excessively-english-little-b:

valentineart89:

whoreablejewess:

babyanimalgifs:

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) – they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

Oh my god

They are Big little cats! that need Service dogs to calm their anxiety and love licking human foreheads! :3  I want 4! 

miss-lee-lee-fan:

rootbeergoddess:

finndeservesbetter:

amaranthrosenrot:

amaranthrosenrot:

deepfriedfuckpotato:

prosthetical:

finndeservesbetter:

If non black people want to damage the fuck out of their hair that’s fine, whatever, but don’t be calling the moldy ass shit you get as a result dreadlocks, dreads, or locs, because I promise you they aren’t.

Sincerely, someone who actually knows what the fuck they talking about.

Feel free to reblog if you aren’t black and against cultural appropriation

Seriously. White “dreadlocks” are literally just unwashed, matted, damaged hair. Knock it off, fellow white people jfc.

And miss me with that “but the vikings/irish had dreadlocks!!!” shit, because it’s not fucking true. Vikings and Celts were clean as fuck and commonly had intricately braided hair. Not nasty-ass matted “dreadlocks”.

Seriously people? It’s 2018. Cultural appropriation does not exist. Dreadlocks is a hairstyle. Everyone is free to wear a hairstyle that they want… don’t like it? Too fucking bad. They aren’t there to please you.

White person with locked hair. Well maintained, too. She’s a yoga instructor in Atlanta.

I don’t care if some white lady with a mop on her head is running around in Atlanta.

It looks like she literally glued a mop to her head

What was the point of this addition?

fattyatomicmutant:

footballintuxedos:

dominickcarisi:

realcleverissues:

twonshawn:

mindblowingfactz:

In 2012, a scientific study predicted a 39 inch rise in sea level along the North Carolina coast over the next century. In response, North Carolina lawmakers passed a law banning the use of scientific predictions of sea level rise when considering new developments along the coast.

Republicans

VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck voting in NC. Republicans have a supermajority in both state houses thanks to racist gerrymandering. A federal court has ruled against them several times, inc just last month. They claimed they didn’t have time to redraw the districts for 2018 (just use the old ones maybe???), so it’s being put on hold until the next election.

They’re trying to destroy the system of checks and balances in this state. When a Dem Governor was elected in 2016, they shoved thru several laws stripping the executive branch of its power, which the outgoing Republican Governor signed into law. This election cycle they have 2 constitutional amendments on the ballot which are MISLEADING AS HELL, and 100% designed to pack the state courts with Republicans. If our current governor vetoes anything they do, they have enough of a majority to overrule him, and they’ve done so several times.

They are literally working as hard as they can to STEAL the government of this state away from the majority. This is a purple state, but we have more registered Democrats than Republicans…so how do Republicans control 2/3 of the state house?? Oh yeah. GERRYMANDERING!!

Never. Ever. Trust Republicans. I don’t care what they say or how they look. They care NOTHING for the rule of law, the constitution, or representative government. They care about THEIR agenda and nothing else, even if it means turning 100% into Big Brother style fascists.

According to one of the founders of the Electoral Integrity Project, North Carolina is no longer a functioning democracy. He also said that North Carolina’s gerrymandering is the worst in the entire world. The Republicans get a tiny tiny majority of votes (sometimes they don’t even get that) and they have 100 percent of the power.

I live here please help me escape.

wraithlings:

vampireapologist:

i love jane eyre but honestly imagine being friends with that bitch. like imagine trying to convince her to leave rochester and she’s like idk and you’re like he called u ugly???? he keeps his secret wife locked in the attic???? wake up???? and then you think she finally has it sorted out and she calls you a few months later like “his wife killed herself and burned down the house so it’s cool we’re getting married” like !!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU GO TO THAT WEDDING!!!!!!

#that’s just a normal friendship with a straight girl honestly [x

i’m cRYING,,,

swing-spiderling:

swing-spiderling:

swing-spiderling:

May I present to you, The Avengers, Earth’s Mightiest Heroes:

Tony ‘tired of this shit’ Stark

Steve ‘obey the law but lowkey fuck the law’ Rogers

Bruce ‘I was only supposed to be here for like a day but I’m in too deep now’ Banner

Thor ‘my adorableness and humour make you forget I’m literally a god’ Odinson

Natasha ‘I’ve planned out everyone in this room’s murder at least twice’ Romanoff

(Part 2)

Clint ‘I’ve quit multiple times but I keep having to come back so I’m here but I’m not happy about it and I’ll let you know that’ Barton

Peter ‘I have the mental abilities of a grown adult but the maturity of a 9 year old’ Parker

Wanda ‘I don’t really know how my powers work either but I’m rolling with it’ Maximoff

Sam ‘I thought this was a good idea but then I remembered that people are annoying as fuck but it’s too late now’ Wilson

The ‘I’m not a human but I’m trying my best is this how it works’ Vision

(Part 3)

Bucky ‘I’m constantly confused but Steve’s here so I’m not too fussed I’ll just go with what I’m told’ Barnes

Nick ‘these motherfuckers are a lot more work than anticipated and honestly I’ve given up’ Fury

Maria ‘only one who actually does her job and is always 3000% done with everyone else because of it’ Hill

Loki ‘being evil was too much work but being good is too boring so I kinda switch between them whenever I feel like it’ Laufeyson/Odinson

Stephen ‘I used to hate everyone, now I still hate everyone but my hands are magic not broken’ Strange