Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her. “No” he agrees, “this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
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Your daily reminder that no, seriously: “difficult” is a matter of context.
isn’t rocket science a form of physics
Buddy if you’re doing rocket science and quantum physics at the same time, then multiple things have gone seriously, seriouslywrong.
From someone who worked at starbucks. If you have a milk/dairy allergy AT ALL. DO NOT. I repeat. DO NOT. Drink Pumpkin Spice.
It contains dairy IN the syrup that is used to make the drink. Even if you get it made with soy, you will still be getting doses of dairy in there.
Depending on the severity and intolerance it can and will cause reactions. I found that as a barista I was constantly warning people about the dairy in the product. No one ever seemed to tell them that there was dairy in the mix. More times than I can count I heard people realize that’s why they kept having reactions, or that’s why it made them sick.
People legitimately do not know that pumpkin spice no matter what you do will always contain some amount of dairy.
As someone who worked for Dunkin Donuts, this also applies to all of the flavor swirls. They’re made from skim milk. I don’t know if Starbucks has flavor shots or not, but Dunkin does. If you need pumpkin flavor in your coffee please get the K-Cups or grounds with the pumpkin flavor in it. Dunkin has almond milk and just so you know, it’s vanilla flavored.
I’m allergic to pumpkin so I’ve legit never had pumpkin spice anything LOL but to all my followers be careful babes!!
news organizations can go choke, making the headline “ariana grande’s ex boyfriend dies”. his name is MAC. MILLER. mac made a name for himself in the industry before he even MET her. this is so disrespectful.
Borne Ceaseless 