blueinkblot:

onesideisgreatness:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

trying–kind-of:

is this a renaissance painting?

“Interrogation of the Zodiac Killer”
-The Ghost of Sandro Botticelli ca 2015

So I slapped some mathematics on this picture and…

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The red lines divide the picture into thirds. They also mostly coincide with the doorway (and Cruz’s right hand), framing him nicely as the Main Character of this picture.

The green line was placed using the golden ratio (the ratio between parts of the picture above it and below it is close enough to 1:1.618). It also goes right under his chin (and through some reporters’ hands or tools).

The purple lines are diagonals that are framing the reporters really nicely.

I’m pretty sure you could also do something clever with a circle and the yellow doorway behind him, but I don’t have the patience to fiddle with that.

Basically, this picture has the same “maths are beautiful” aesthetic as (some well-known) Renaissance paintings.

It also means a photographer did a DAMN GOOD job taking it

watch-your-grammer:

calslaundry:

watch-your-grammer:

tokillatequila:

northeastartist:

norwayspruce:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

how is it possible for this man to be saying ANYTHING

neither of these poeple are sayuing anything

I understand the interviewer but this man is so far accented in the south somewhere I believe there is an even more Southern South

South of Ireland.

@calslaundry

Explain

He’s asking if they missed the pub after it burned down, and the guy on camera said they’ve built up a lot of money and they’ve to spend it now

Translation complete lol

WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW???!!?!?

severeni:

goys2men:

awhiffofcavendish:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fightthemane:

hostagesandsnacks:

childrentalking:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

fabledquill:

killerchickadee:

intheheatherbright:

intheheatherbright:

Costume. Chitons.

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

also chlamys:

and exomis:

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

Wear blanket. Conquer world.

That last one looks dope

What do you mean I had awesome Greek clothes laying around in my home all along????

dootmario2:

julietandherfairjuliet:

rigglos:

lesbianrey:

list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them

the girl who pretended to be a republican and got old white conservatives to fund her tuition

randomthingsthatilike123:

rootbeergoddess:

starsberrisnunicorns:

“...Gurira beat out Avengers: Infinity War’s Chris Hemsworth, Jurassic World star Chris Pratt, Deadpool 2’s Ryan Reynolds, and her Black Panther co-star, Chadwick Boseman, for the honor.”

“Thank you for affirming that women and girls, when they are given the chance to hang with the boys, can hang with the best of them…”

This is big ya’ll. Like really big.

GOOD FOR HER