imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..
Why y’all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.
the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes
this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying
joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things like “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation”
taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top
joss whedon: loki and thor are gods, so they always talk proper and posh and in cryptic riddles so for no reason. it makes them seem more powerful and mystical.
taiki waititi: one time when they were kids loki turned into a snake because he knows thor loves snakes and then thor went to pick up the snake and then loki turned back into himself and screamed “yueagh, it’s me!” and then he stabbed thor
Taika Waititi has a deeper understanding of Norse mythological accuracy than Joss lol
It’s because Joss Whedon looks at all mythology and religion through a Christian-atheist lens. You can see it in Buffy and even a little in Firefly too. Even when he writes about other religions and their deities and practices, it still comes back to Christianity.
He wrote Thor and Loki as modern Western Christianity would portray Jesus and the Devil as opposed to how they actually are in mythology or the comics
That…is a really good addition as to why Whedon gets Thor and Loki
wrong and why Taika did a far better job with their
characters/personalities in Ragnarok
the fandom in 2012: JOSS WHEDON IS A GENIUS AVENGERS IS THE SUPERHERO FILM TO END ALL SUPERHERO FILMS LOKI IS THE SEXIEST COOLEST VILLAIN IN THE UNIVERSE EVER JOSS WHEDON IS THE SHIT
the fandom in 2018: Joss Whedon is Shit, everything he did is shit, here’s some para-meta to justify why everything he ever did is shit. TAIKA IS IN, HE IS THE SHIT, EVERYTHING HE DOES IS GENIUS, CAN HE DIRECT ALL THE MOVIES, OMG HIS CHARACTERIZATION IS THE ULTIMATE AND BEST, HIS THOR IS ACTUAL REAL THOR HIS LOKI IS ACTUAL NORSE MYTH LOKI AND EVERYTHING THAT CAME BEFORE WAS WRONG AND BAD.
the fandom in 2022…??
Cuando la gente no sabe de cómics, mucho menos de mitología y lo único que interesa es criticar a un nombre que está de moda odiar…. Estas cosas ridículas ocurren 😂
i still don’t really understand how tumblr ended up being my primary social media. like how did i and everyone i know look at this horribly designed shoddily coded microblogging platform with a user base full of teenagers and which desperately wants you to use it in any way other than the way we use it and think “time to live my online life here for several years”
using tumblr as your main social media platform is like one step above using yahoo answers as your main social media platform
How the fuck is tumblr better than yahoo answers?
finally got the only correct reply to this post after ninety five thousand notes
Borne Ceaseless 